*I wonder who the Vikings will draft? A quarterback? If they do, what do they do with Ponder? I’m not convinced he’s the answer.
*I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Why is ESPN trying to shove European soccer highlights down our throats on Sports Center?
*The Timberwolves are 8-10. And I can actually name three players. Things are looking up.
*Jimmy From Accounting took a short break from his work the other day and texted me this gem: “Why don’t the Minnesota Twins ever make the big free agent signing?” The question is more than fair.
*Reggie Tales shout out to new reader Suzanne in Grand Forks!
*Special Tales shout out to my good friend Darren. Thanks for keeping us alive last Friday on the Highway to Hell Road to Hana.
*Bonus Hawaii photo. This sign has a “kinda a lot of” information and makes me laugh. Especially the martini glass with the line through it. What? I can’t have a nice martini while visiting a blow hole and a private cemetery? What kind of world do we live in?

Photo comments:
1. I am roundly disappointed that you did not note before I did that “cemetery” is misspelled.
2. Yes, the drink is CLEARLY a martini with an olive depicted. So if I were visiting, I would assume (and explain my reasoning to any nosy, interferring law enforcement official) the sign to mean that I could drink anything else I desired. Namely, Bacardi Cokes, Schmidt Bigmouths or Grainbelt Longnecks. Ditch, what are your thoughts on this controversial topic?
Well Bra#3,
I think travel to Hawaii in general, is too extravagent so I don’t want to comment on this nonsense.
DDD